Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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