Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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