But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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