So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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