then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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