Christians are straight up FREAKS
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
this will be a night to untag.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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