Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Randomize
