last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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