The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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