I'm sorry my penis didn't work
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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