this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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