I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
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