Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I want to have your abortion
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
do herpes really smell.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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