i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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