Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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