You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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