Is it normal to miss your booty call?
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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