We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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