i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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