Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
Quick, to the slutcave!
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Randomize
