no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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