i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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