writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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