I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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