Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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