i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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