Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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