3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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