did you get engaged???
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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