I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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