After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
So apparently I’m into choking now
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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