drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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