My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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