I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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