So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Randomize
