you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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