Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
