idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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