But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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