If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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