I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
