From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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