Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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