nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Randomize
