I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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