didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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