the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
What drink are we having for lunch?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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