He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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