Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Randomize
