I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Randomize
