eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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